KSK just addressed this the other day in one of their mailbags:FANTASY: The other day this kid told me that fantasy football was merely Dungeons and Dragons for jocks. Groups of males come together generally in a basement or garage of sorts (Draft Day), you pick your class (team starting positions) you duel (the games) by rolling dye (there is a good amount of chance i.e. Miles Austin with 250 yards and 2 TDs WTF?) and there is a Dungeon Master who decides the rules (League Commissioner)… The connections are disturbing and I didn’t know what to say to him. Should I punch him in the nose and break his already taped glasses the next time I see him or should I turn in my Strahan jersey for a cloak and concede to spending my nights watching G4TV while eating Hot Pockets with the realization of never getting laid again… even by Baby Farts McGeezaks.Thanks,-Never pulling his girlfriend’s finger.Here’s what I want you to do: you find that nerdy little weasel who fed you that *****, and you beat him to within an inch of his life.I’m gonna break this down Barney-style since — let’s be honest here — you seem a little slow: the difference between Drew Brees and an orc is that Drew Brees is real. He plays in actual football games every Sunday. Games that are attended by tens of thousands of fans, and watched on TV by millions more. And he gets paid millions of dollars to do it. And the people who play in fantasy football leagues go to bars to watch these very real football contests, and they drink beer with friends while they do it. And there are usually girls at these bars, even if they are only there because they are employees. Oh, and they pay a fee to be in these leagues, so there’s money on the line that depends on these real televised events.In conclusion, yes, fantasy football is just like Dungeons and Dragons, except it involves gambling, actual popular events instead of imaginary characters, alcohol, and women.